Yahni the Terrifying

[Yahni~]

So people keep asking me about how I broke my nose...I thought I'd straighten it here:

So this girl was gettin' all up in my face, right? I mean, I was just sharing a couple of beers with my peeps, talking about the latest craze of the ridiculous "silly bands" when she just GETS ALL UP IN MY BID-NESS! So I was like, "Woah! Woah! Woah, man! You talkin' to me?" And she's talking smack and all, telling me that she is, in fact, talking to me and if she could join our conversation. But who the hell "joins a conversation"?! No, that's not joining, that's creepin'! And no one creeps on my home skillet, Yo! So I tell her, "Get lost, Creeper! Before I have to rough you up!" And she was all like, "Oh yea?! Well..." and blah blah blah, some smack talk. Then all of the sudden, she starts going out with mama jokes. This is the south, damn it! NO ONE talks smack about yo' mama! So I was all like, "Oh heeeell nah, bitch you did NOT just go there!" And she was all up in mah face saying, "But I did! Whatcha gonna do now?!" And so I just had to hit her, man. I mean, she was totally askin' for it and trying to tear down my rep. You can't just let someone creep on you, attack your rep, then let them diss yo' mama and just let them walk away! Hell nah, nigga, you gotta get back in THEIR face! Teach THEM a lesson! So I did! Yeas, I got a busted nose, but you should see the other girl!

And that's how I broke my nose.

[LuffyDD]

High10

[whiteboynigg]

im never gonna mess with u again :P

[MMLink]

Ah. I thought your surgery was for something more serious (usually, when I hear the word "Surgery", I usually think of something severe, like transplants, or to fix important organs, like the hart of brain, and whatnot).

[Yahni~]

Nah, most surgeries aren't that bad. I used to work at the hospital when I was in high school in both the recovery and surgery units. 90-99% of the time it was just hip replacements, and plastic surgery. Except for heart surgeries. They have their own section so many people have heart surgeries.

[Skillmastery]

Another fine day on the street corner.

[♥ Saya ♥]

*comes to yahni's house and messes with her* ily <3~!

[Healing Gibby]

I hear the cry for a healer !






.o.! It's a cat in the tree :D! *Only deals with flesh wounds :3*

[manasou]

You're awesome. :]

[Yahni~]

Aha, why thankies!

And Saya, I love you too.

But I was in the arena just now and got called an asshole. I said, "No, if I was an asshole, you'd be dead." And the infra was like, "No, you'd just rage." And those are fightin' words!

3 days until surgery.

[MMLink]

Yahni~ wrote:

Aha, why thankies! And Saya, I love you too. But I was in the arena just now and got called an asshole. I said, "No, if I was an asshole, you'd be dead." And the infra was like, "No, you'd just rage." And those are fightin' words! 3 days until surgery.

Sorry if I sound like I payed no attention, but what exactly will they be doing?

[Yahni~]

Re-aligning my nose and making sure it heals straight. Right now it's crooked to where I can't breathe right through it.

[♥ Saya ♥]

c thts why i dont like many infra's at the arena. their all bichs!!!! if i cud i wud blow them up *and save those i like... like aza and blue and and idk who else wait and and guildies <33