Cider's Profile

[Illcider]

Hello, my name is Cider; here are my bears:

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[Cryudo]

My bear's higher leveled. Burn.

[Illcider]

It is okay, level does not matter in bear society. The only thing that matters to bears are size.

Here is result of 10 year scientific(?) study done by man who lived with bears (in bear suit):

[Cryudo]

[Illcider]

Because I know my claims are both astounding and extraordinary, I will attempt to provide further evidence.

The scientist mentioned above is named Rehcraeser Raeb. Here are a few direct excerpts from his research paper, ZOMG BEARS, published in 2004.

"Upon narrowly gaining acceptance from this family of bears, I have been secretly observing every minor detail of their behaviour and function as a group. I have noticed, with astounding accuracy and consistency, that the bears rank themselves in order of size. The two largest and most dominant bears are prone to a variety of privileges one would certainly grant only to a king."

"For example:"

They have the right to eat first


They get the hammock on camping trips


They choose which TV channel to watch


He ends his 1 paragraph paper with "In conclusion, bigger bears are better."

[Cryudo]

tl;dr
My bear's better

[Illcider]

You are just jealous that I have more bears.