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re: My Introduction
by Nitzlplix on 2009/12/29 10:53
I am an 81-year-old, 3'5" pygmy transvestite, illegal alien native to South Africa, with an Australian accent, possessing two livers (birth deformity), and a 180 IQ.
I am very much a self-absorbed, self-emulating narcissist that finds most people amount to incompetent piles of spunk, bile, and other miscellaneous synonyms befitting excrement.
My hobbies include: Cruising the back roads of *Your hometown* in an ice cream truck with a bag of candy, two rags, three liters of chloroform, four yards of rope, and five rolls of duct tape. Sometimes I prowl on the small neighborhood children burying them in your backyard. And when I get tired and need a break, I like to throw pineapples at your neighbors' houses and leave post-it notes with your name on it. How do I know your name, you ask? I sneak into your house at night and stand behind you, like now for instance, but you shouldn't turn around. That'll really piss me off!
I work as a nude model for a magazine targeting the leper-and-feet demographic. And make a good four figures, annually.
It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, and I hope we can get to know each other even better, Daniel!
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re: My Introduction
by Cyril0321 on 2009/12/29 11:34
Lol, someone is having too much fun 0.o
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re: My Introduction
by Pretzel. on 2009/12/29 13:48
Lmfaooo.
This was hilarious. Hahaha.
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re: My Introduction
by LastFantasy on 2009/12/29 16:24
LMAO im speechless! LAWL
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